EMERGENCY RETURN OF GUESS THAT ASS

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

WOWZA! GTA makes its triumphant return from the beaches of the heavens!!! We’ve got ourself a bum on the beach and this one doesn’t appear to be homeless! Sandy cheeks, indeed! And who does this cleverly titled “Beach Bum” belong to??? Who else but…

…the lovely Alexis Ren!!! A complete Instagram story from the clouds makes the day all the brighter! Long live Alexis! Long live GTA! Long live the PAGEVIEWS!!!!